«Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"»
"Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."
"Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."
"There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on."
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