"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
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