"Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
«Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."»
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
«Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."»
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
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