Chuck Norris Facts I

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"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

"Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song."