Sentes-te nervoso? A vida está a morder-te os calcanhares? Nem sequer o futebol? Então... 'take a chill pill'. Lembra-te que há quem tenha mais problemas nas mãos. Acredita.
Toma única. Aqui.
Toma única. Aqui.
sábado, maio 02, 2009
Curto Bué o Teu Léxico
Eu já estudei bastante Inglês no devido tempo, mas... o prazer do conhecimento é, com efeito, inesgotável. Eis um lugar interessante para o Saber: "Hot for Words".
Chuck Norris Facts XX
E dou comigo a pensar: o trabalho que um Chuck Norris não teria em Portugal.
Ui - não acabava mais. Precisadíssimos. Houvesse somente o capital para o contratar.
Ui - não acabava mais. Precisadíssimos. Houvesse somente o capital para o contratar.
Chuck Norris Facts XIX
"When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels."
Chuck Norris Facts XVIII
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."
«Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."»
"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi."
«Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."»
"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi."
Chuck Norris Facts XVII
"When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."
"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."
"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."
Chuck Norris Facts XVI
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."
"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."
"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"
Chuck Norris Facts XV
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."
"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."
"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."
"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."
"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."
Chuck Norris Facts XIV
"Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
«Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."»
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
«Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."»
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
Chuck Norris Facts XIII
"Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!"
"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo [Wally] is hiding."
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."
"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo [Wally] is hiding."
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."
Chuck Norris Facts XII
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."
"Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."
"Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush."
Chuck Norris Facts XI
"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
Chuck Norris Facts X
«Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"»
"Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."
"Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."
"There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on."
Chuck Norris Facts IX
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."
Chuck Norris Facts VIII
"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."
"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
Chuck Norris Facts VII
"The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off."
"Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany."
"James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger."
Chuck Norris Facts VI
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."
"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."
"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
Chuck Norris Facts V
"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO."
"In the beginning there was nothing... then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe."
Chuck Norris Facts IV
"A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."
Chuck Norris Facts III
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."
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